Wednesday, 17 January 2007

Thursday, 11 January 2007

Wednesday, 10 January 2007

  • Ok, so, for those of you who didn't read the comments on the last one, Jessie says, "Hi!"

    ...and i should probably clarify something...i'm not really mad about my parents claiming the keys; i'm mad about their reasoning for it...as a matter of fact, as soon as they said, "the car may be yours, but the keys belong to us until you're 21." "you didn't buy the keys." i turned to my cousin, who is now living with us, and said, "that's ok; i'll just hotwire it every time." & then my dad kicked me in the bum...we laughed & i kicked him back...it was actually a pretty fun day...i'm just sick of them comparing my sister and me & i needed a place to rant about it...

    ...and, well, since everybody aparently reads the long ones & i got 8 whole freaking comments last time, i guess i'll make this one long, too ^_^ ...

    so:

    I love you, too, Jessie

    Fusco...I should kick you for your grammar *glare*..."...strict parents is not so great."?!

    Yes, Brittany, it's the one we talked about: the red 96 Ford Taurus

    I am not a dork *blows raspberry at abby*

    I said that my sister has no heart & that's why she does lash out at our parents

    you know, for all i complain about my family on xanga, i never really tell you guys how great they are, do i? jessie knows what i'm talking about...and maybe miranda, too. they're amazing. i love them all very much...just sometimes they're overwhelming...with their overprotectiveness and stuff. and my younger siblings bother me alot, but that's alot of what siblings are for. besides, i get along with them alot of the time, too...especially now that i'm not home very often.

    ...i really miss my dad when i'm up here. i know that kellie claims that she's "daddy's little girl," but i know that i am, lol... kellie used to be when she was little, but i was dad's little tomboy, i guess...i still like to get out and help with all the projects that i can. i miss going out to the garage & sitting on the step to watch dad work on a bookshelf or something...until he needed a wrench or something; then i got to help ^_^. you know, that's the only time i can really cry: when i relate something to my dad. when my mom had her heart troubles, i wanted my daddy... damn... i wish i was home more...

    well, love you guys,
    Sam

Tuesday, 09 January 2007

  • just because i don't update doesn't mean i don't check my xanga...sheesh

    ...ok, well...my life is currently a battle of the two extremes...and, i guess, therefore it balances to merely "alright"...

    my friends keep leaving...i swear i'm gonna end up a complete hermit...

    ...but now i have a car ^_^...so i can possibly visit them...bought it with my own money yesterday...

    however, now, i've mentioned how overprotective my parents are before, haven't i?...because they told me that the car may belong to me, but the keys belong to them until i turn 21...how much bullshit is that?! i'm legally an adult & the car title should be in my name (i wasn't actually there for the transaction, but it was my money & my decision & it's my car) but i don't actually know if it is. they bought my sister's car for her when she was 15 and as soon as she had the chance she was out of there as often as she could be...& i guess they don't want me to do that, but i wish they'd fucking realize that I AM NOT MY SISTER!!!! ...it's starting to piss me off...alot.

    ...they compare us all the time...always in bad ways...they don't want me to be like kellie, so they give me more rules & shit...little do they know, i break the rules behind their backs all the time...& they compare me to kellie &, even though they don't ever actually say it, they imply that they wish she had been more like i am...sometimes i wish i had the guts/lack of a heart enough to do what she does & actually show them who i really am...but it'd give my mom another fucking heart attack...

    ok, well, i'm done for now...'cuz nobody really reads the long ones anyway...

    love you all,
    Sam

Monday, 06 November 2006

  • How To Use The Internet (For Real, Not Just Watching It Go By)
    A 12-step program
    by: Scumbag

    Step 1) Get a computer.
    Step 2) Make the computer go.
    Step 3) Get a modem, ADSL router, OC48, or other connection to the internet.
    Step 4) Make the modem, ADSL router, OC48, or other connection to the internet go.
    Step 5) Get a 6 foot length of Category 5 network cable with standard RJ45 connectors on each end
    Step 6) Get a Makita 9.6v cordless drill (the neato blue ones) and a 3/8" bi-metal bit (titanium alloys are best)
    Step 7) Carefully drill through your left temple to a depth of 1.28" Be sure not to go too deep, or you'll perforate the frontal lobe.
    Step 9) Plug one end of the RJ45 cable into your internet connection
    Step 10) Plug the other end into your skull
    Step 11) Spend the next 30 or so seconds knowing that you're not just using the internet, you *are* the internet. Eat your heart out, Shodan
    Step 12) Smile giddily until you pass out from blood loss.

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    • Name: Sam
    • Country: United States
    • State: Missouri
    • Metro: Blue Springs
    • Birthday: 10/19/1988
    • Member Since: 10/27/2004

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